I haven’t had much time to collect or disseminate all the wonderfully awful puns out there lately (send them to me when you find them!  sans(dot)emma(at)gmail(dot)com!), but this one was too good not to share.

From the New York Post:

My theory: the dog took off the dorky coat she made him wear and shoved it in a trash can, like a teenager on his way to the bus stop.