Continuing today’s slightly-outdated pop songstress puns…
Love “California Grrrs” too! (Though “Roar” off the new album is a little on the nose.)
dogs
“Corgi” Rae Jepsen!
You Had Me At “Woof”!
I’m not sure if this even counts as a pun, but it sure is terrible!
Bonus: the author’s name is “Julie Klam”! She’s really flexing those literary mussels.
Red Carpet Faux-“Paw”!
From the Daily Mail:
Does pawmeranian count as a pun? It’s as close to a tautology as a pun can get, I think.
Happy “Howl”-idays!
From a Target ad that aired during the howlidays:
It’s nice that they were inclusive of people who celebrate Pawnnukah and Pawnzaa.
“Bark” Mitzvah!
From the Tampa Bay Times (click the link for the full video):
Bonus aural pun, if you watch the video: “Muzzle Tov!”
Lend a “Paw”!
Social “Pet”-working!
From the Guardian, in England:
I haven’t read the whole article, but I’m just going to assume there’s a “Facebark” joke in there somewhere.
“Dog”gelganger
From the Pedigree’s adoption drive in New Zealand, a website that would be awesome if it worked a little better:
Those heads spin around, fyi, I just screen-capped ’em at an inopportune time.
The Notorious “P.U.G.”!
Commenter Surreal Raven points us to this pretty great shirt from dELiA*s:
R.I.P. Puggie and Shih-Tzupac.
“Snarls” in Charge!
A pretty tight Scott Baio pun from the Dog Whisperer:
I never liked “Snarls in Charge.” I always preferred “Saved by the Bark.”
BARRGHHK!!!
Let’s Go “Mutts”!
From the New York Post, duh.
Mental illness is nothing to joke about. Lots of people suffer every day from melancollie and pawnic attacks.
“Barking” Mad
A British pun from RT News!
I just like how awkward they had to make the syntax to get that pun into their lower third.
(Via Teddy Hilton, obvs)
“Bark”toberfest!
Hey, I wonder what’s going on down in Fort Woof, Texas?
Can’t wait! My favorite beer is a nice Guinness Snout. But to avoid a hangover, I always make sure to drink plenty of pawter
Fort “Woof,” TX
The punniest dog park in the entire Dallas-Fort Worth region!
I’ve never been to Texas, but I heard there’s a great music scene down in Pawstin.
A “Sniff” of Home Cooking!
From the NY Times:
This one isn’t really bad, so much as it is unnecessary. I would have gone with “Snout-of-this-world Tips Fur a Paw-fect Meowl,” personally.
“Paw”esome!
Breakfast at “Sniff”any’s!
A classy new boutique for classy pups!
Who also apparently like to recycle?
Bonus: “Sniffany & Co.“!
Cat-astrophe! 