I’m on vacation! Happy Holidays everyone!
From Talking Points Memo, weirdly:
I want to go to there.
From the Sun (UK):
It was still a better movie than Episode I: The Panda Menace.
A sad story, from the Daily Star:
I replaced the picture from the article with this cute, non-dead cow. I think it’s better.
From Thanksgiving, in the Washington Post:
That’s actually pretty good.
From the Thursday 12/3 episode of the Today Show:
I’m not sure that even counts as a pun. But I’ll let it slide this one time.
It’s no Hotel For Dogs, but…
His name is already “Claws.” Did they really need to take that extra leap?
From the Boston Globe:
New game: find and replace “mouth” with “mouse.”
“The Steelers play smash-mouse football!” … “Jimmy Hart was the Mouse of the South!” … “You got a real big mouse, Marlowe!”