Continuing today’s slightly-outdated pop songstress puns…
Love “California Grrrs” too! (Though “Roar” off the new album is a little on the nose.)
“Corgi” Rae Jepsen!
Pro “cat” inator!
Today’s pun is the website procatinator.com, one of the best procatination tools I’ve ever seen. When you load it up, this is what you see:
And then the fun begins! Check it out!
“Moo” York!
Spotted while shopping at Morton Williams:
It’s the city so nice they named it after the sound cows make!
“Moo”-ve Over!
From my primary news source, Dairy Reporter:
Cows also love moustaches, disco, and suits with built-in belts.
You Had Me At “Woof”!
I’m not sure if this even counts as a pun, but it sure is terrible!
Bonus: the author’s name is “Julie Klam”! She’s really flexing those literary mussels.
Red Carpet Faux-“Paw”!
From the Daily Mail:
Does pawmeranian count as a pun? It’s as close to a tautology as a pun can get, I think.
Real Life “Fin”-ventor!
Bonus Wednesday post, to make up for sitting on these “Dolphin Tale” puns for so long! This one is from the Boston Herald:
I’m going to assume, without doing any more research, that this movie is about a dolphin who invents things.
Huckleberry “Fin”!
From NJ.com this past fall, for their review of “Dolphin Tale”:
And that’s a baby dolphin meeting a penguin. Because science!
“Mussel” Beach!
Speaking of crabby crustaceans, here’s a fun one from Spongebob Squarepants:
A pun, of course, on Muscle Beach in Venice, CA, where Lou Furigno got his start.
Crustacean Lovers Get “Crabby”!
Gill Theory Left “Flounder”ing!
From The Telegraph, and spotted by eagle-eyed reader Geoff M.:
I guess that theory is all wet! (thanks, Geoff!)
“Meow”-ter Space!
Happy “Howl”-idays!
From a Target ad that aired during the howlidays:
It’s nice that they were inclusive of people who celebrate Pawnnukah and Pawnzaa.
“Bark” Mitzvah!
From the Tampa Bay Times (click the link for the full video):
Bonus aural pun, if you watch the video: “Muzzle Tov!”
“Deer”ly Beloved!
Happy New Year from Wallcandy Arts and their vaguely creepy decals!
Why are they looking at me like that?! Stop judging me!
Lend a “Paw”!
“Fur”real Friends!
Someone in my office ordered a big Xmas present for their daughter (apologies to the Park Slope Parents Message Board for making that assumption about a plush, butterscotch pony)!
I like to think the “FRR” is just the suggested pronunciation, with a little bit of a lisp and a “my hand is a claw” motion.
EDIT: Turns out there are lots of Furreal Friends to choose from!
“Hoppy” Xmas!
Raise the “Hoof”!
This one’s a pun off the still-popular expression, “raise the roof.” From Entertainment Weekly:
Bonus puns: “oh, deer” and “doe-si-doe”. Our cup runneth over!
(From eagle-eyed reader Lauren S.)
Cat-astrophe! 