Continuing today’s slightly-outdated pop songstress puns…
Love “California Grrrs” too! (Though “Roar” off the new album is a little on the nose.)
Today’s pun is the website procatinator.com, one of the best procatination tools I’ve ever seen. When you load it up, this is what you see:
And then the fun begins! Check it out!
From my primary news source, Dairy Reporter:
Cows also love moustaches, disco, and suits with built-in belts.
From the Daily Mail:
Does pawmeranian count as a pun? It’s as close to a tautology as a pun can get, I think.
Bonus Wednesday post, to make up for sitting on these “Dolphin Tale” puns for so long! This one is from the Boston Herald:
I’m going to assume, without doing any more research, that this movie is about a dolphin who invents things.
From NJ.com this past fall, for their review of “Dolphin Tale”:
And that’s a baby dolphin meeting a penguin. Because science!
Speaking of crabby crustaceans, here’s a fun one from Spongebob Squarepants:
A pun, of course, on Muscle Beach in Venice, CA, where Lou Furigno got his start.
From The Guardian:
As reader Surreal Raven notes, it’s awfully shellfish of them.
From The Telegraph, and spotted by eagle-eyed reader Geoff M.:
I guess that theory is all wet! (thanks, Geoff!)
From the (very cool) online clothing store, ModCloth:
From a Target ad that aired during the howlidays:
It’s nice that they were inclusive of people who celebrate Pawnnukah and Pawnzaa.
From the Tampa Bay Times (click the link for the full video):
Bonus aural pun, if you watch the video: “Muzzle Tov!”
Happy New Year from Wallcandy Arts and their vaguely creepy decals!
Why are they looking at me like that?! Stop judging me!
Someone in my office ordered a big Xmas present for their daughter (apologies to the Park Slope Parents Message Board for making that assumption about a plush, butterscotch pony)!
I like to think the “FRR” is just the suggested pronunciation, with a little bit of a lisp and a “my hand is a claw” motion.
EDIT: Turns out there are lots of Furreal Friends to choose from!
A seasonal offering from the British chav-supply store TopShop:
This one’s a pun off the still-popular expression, “raise the roof.” From Entertainment Weekly:
Bonus puns: “oh, deer” and “doe-si-doe”. Our cup runneth over!
(From eagle-eyed reader Lauren S.)