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Katy “Puppy”!

18 April, 201418 April, 2014 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Continuing today’s slightly-outdated pop songstress puns…

Katy Puppy

Love “California Grrrs” too!  (Though “Roar” off the new album is a little on the nose.)

“Corgi” Rae Jepsen!

18 April, 2014 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Pro “cat” inator!

27 March, 201225 February, 2012 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Today’s pun is the website procatinator.com, one of the best procatination tools I’ve ever seen.  When you load it up, this is what you see:

And then the fun begins!  Check it out!

“Moo” York!

20 March, 201212 February, 2012 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Spotted while shopping at Morton Williams:

It’s the city so nice they named it after the sound cows make!

“Moo”-ve Over!

13 March, 201227 January, 2012 / emmasans / 1 Comment

From my primary news source, Dairy Reporter:

Cows also love moustaches, disco, and suits with built-in belts.

You Had Me At “Woof”!

6 March, 201222 January, 2012 / emmasans / 1 Comment

I’m not sure if this even counts as a pun, but it sure is terrible!

Bonus: the author’s name is “Julie Klam”!  She’s really flexing those literary mussels.

Red Carpet Faux-“Paw”!

28 February, 201221 January, 2012 / emmasans / 2 Comments

From the Daily Mail:

Does pawmeranian count as a pun?  It’s as close to a tautology as a pun can get, I think.

Real Life “Fin”-ventor!

22 February, 201221 January, 2012 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Bonus Wednesday post, to make up for sitting on these “Dolphin Tale” puns for so long!  This one is from the Boston Herald:

I’m going to assume, without doing any more research, that this movie is about a dolphin who invents things.

Huckleberry “Fin”!

21 February, 201221 January, 2012 / emmasans / 3 Comments

From NJ.com this past fall, for their review of “Dolphin Tale”:

And that’s a baby dolphin meeting a penguin.  Because science!

“Mussel” Beach!

14 February, 201221 January, 2012 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Speaking of crabby crustaceans, here’s a fun one from Spongebob Squarepants:

A pun, of course, on Muscle Beach in Venice, CA, where Lou Furigno got his start.

Crustacean Lovers Get “Crabby”!

7 February, 201221 January, 2012 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From The Guardian:

As reader Surreal Raven notes, it’s awfully shellfish of them.

Gill Theory Left “Flounder”ing!

31 January, 201227 January, 2012 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From The Telegraph, and spotted by eagle-eyed reader Geoff M.:

I guess that theory is all wet!  (thanks, Geoff!)

“Meow”-ter Space!

24 January, 201212 January, 2012 / emmasans / 1 Comment

From the (very cool) online clothing store, ModCloth:

Cat-stronaut!

Happy “Howl”-idays!

17 January, 20129 January, 2012 / emmasans / 1 Comment

From a Target ad that aired during the howlidays:

It’s nice that they were inclusive of people who celebrate Pawnnukah and Pawnzaa.

“Bark” Mitzvah!

10 January, 20124 January, 2012 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From the Tampa Bay Times (click the link for the full video):

Bonus aural pun, if you watch the video: “Muzzle Tov!”

“Deer”ly Beloved!

3 January, 201218 December, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Happy New Year from Wallcandy Arts and their vaguely creepy decals!

Why are they looking at me like that?!  Stop judging me!

Lend a “Paw”!

20 December, 201115 December, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Happy Holidays, everyone!  Sorry the posting has been so irregular, I recently started a new job and it’s been tough to find the time.  Keep sending in your BAPs, though, and I promise I’ll keep putting ’em up!

How appropriate to have an entry from Fox News!  Though I often prefer MSN-BEE-C.  (Sorry.)

“Fur”real Friends!

15 December, 201115 December, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Someone in my office ordered a big Xmas present for their daughter (apologies to the Park Slope Parents Message Board for making that assumption about a plush, butterscotch pony)!

I like to think the “FRR” is just the suggested pronunciation, with a little bit of a lisp and a “my hand is a claw” motion.

EDIT: Turns out there are lots of Furreal Friends to choose from!

“Hoppy” Xmas!

6 December, 201115 December, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

A seasonal offering from the British chav-supply store TopShop:

Very bunny!

Raise the “Hoof”!

29 November, 201124 November, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

This one’s a pun off the still-popular expression, “raise the roof.”  From Entertainment Weekly:

Bonus puns: “oh, deer” and “doe-si-doe”.  Our cup runneth over!

(From eagle-eyed reader Lauren S.)

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