What the “cluck”!?

That’s bawk-bawk-bawkin’ ridiculous.

“Fur”-ocious!

I believe that is, indeed, a Siamese dressed as the vampire from Twilight. I wonder if they put glitter on him to make him sparkle.

From the best pet ambush photo shop in Denver, CO:

I bet they get a lot of money for “pupskirts.”

From Jolly Old England, this one:

And in case you didn’t grow up in the ’80s, this is what it’s punning:

Found by the intrepid Iain.