Red Carpet Faux-“Paw”!

Does pawmeranian count as a pun? It’s as close to a tautology as a pun can get, I think.

Real Life “Fin”-ventor!

Bonus Wednesday post, to make up for sitting on these “Dolphin Tale” puns for so long! This one is from the Boston Herald:

I’m going to assume, without doing any more research, that this movie is about a dolphin who invents things.

From NJ.com this past fall, for their review of “Dolphin Tale”:

And that’s a baby dolphin meeting a penguin. Because science!

Speaking of crabby crustaceans, here’s a fun one from Spongebob Squarepants:

A pun, of course, on Muscle Beach in Venice, CA, where Lou Furigno got his start.

As reader Surreal Raven notes, it’s awfully shellfish of them.