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Breaking “Mews”!

24 November, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From KXLY in Spokane, WA:

Thanks to Nicole and all the talented folks at KXLY for sending this in — that’s one cute repurrter!

Social “Pet”-working!

11 October, 20119 October, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From the Guardian, in England:

I haven’t read the whole article, but I’m just going to assume there’s a “Facebark” joke in there somewhere.

“Flippery” When Wet!

13 September, 20111 August, 2011 / emmasans / 1 Comment

Even murderer-parents need a vacation now and then!  (From TMZ):

Dolphin Bon Jovi had a lot of hits, but they never recaptured the magic of their first big album.

“Kit”ler!

6 September, 201130 July, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From HuffPo:

Accompanied, as always, by his turkey, Joseph Gobbles.

“Dog”gelganger

30 August, 201126 July, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From the Pedigree’s adoption drive in New Zealand, a website that would be awesome if it worked a little better:

Those heads spin around, fyi, I just screen-capped ’em at an inopportune time.

Sex and the “Kitty”!

23 August, 201120 July, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

And the subtitle is a bonus BAP!

Click the image to buy it on Amazon!  (Don’t buy it on Amazon!)

An “Udder” Classic!

16 August, 201117 July, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From the (very impressive!) cheese section at Whole Foods:

“Udderly _____” is, of course, one of the classics.  Up there with “purr-fect”.  Still, nice to see it in the wild.

A”pork”alypse!

9 August, 201128 June, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

An eagle-eyed reader caught this one on MSNBC the other day:

Bold punnery from a man named Dylan Ratigan.

Fur Flies!

2 August, 201128 June, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From the NY Post (it made the cover!):

Get it?  Because she’s covered in fur.

The Notorious “P.U.G.”!

26 July, 201128 June, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Commenter Surreal Raven points us to this pretty great shirt from dELiA*s:

R.I.P. Puggie and Shih-Tzupac.

Never Say “Sty”!

19 July, 20118 June, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

BOOK MONTH OR TWO continues with another thrilling selection from Duane Reade’s book rack.

Are those bloody pig footprints?  Because there’s something extremely disturbing about that that I can’t quite put my finger on.

“Feline” Fatale!

12 July, 20118 June, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

We’re getting high-brow with BOOK MONTH OR TWO here at BAP!

In case you were wondering “what kind of books do they sell in Duane Reade?”… now you know.

Happ-“bee” Birthday!

5 July, 201128 May, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From the greeting card section in a Japanese bookstore:

I choo-choo-choose this card!

“Snarls” in Charge!

28 June, 201128 May, 2011 / emmasans / 1 Comment

A pretty tight Scott Baio pun from the Dog Whisperer:

I never liked “Snarls in Charge.”  I always preferred “Saved by the Bark.”

 

Panda diet “bamboo”zles experts!

21 June, 20114 May, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

This one’s got it all!  And by “all,” I mean “pandas.”

I never realized that Spike Lee movie was a panda pun!  A long, heavy-handed panda pun.

BARRGHHK!!!

14 June, 201113 April, 2011 / emmasans / 1 Comment

From Forever 21 — pirate pups, ahoy!

Woof woof woof and a bottle of rum!

Oh, “Deer”!

7 June, 201112 April, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Fashion pun!

 

What could that possibly mean?  Oh — I know!

 

We’re fawning over Audrey Hepburn’s chic fashion accessory in this pic!

“Adder” Girl!

31 May, 20116 April, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

It’s a special NY Post two-fer!

The Great Essscape is my favorite Sssssteve McQueen movie.

Let’s Go “Mutts”!

24 May, 201125 March, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From the New York Post, duh.

Mental illness is nothing to joke about.  Lots of people suffer every day from melancollie and pawnic attacks.

 

Rescuer Has A “Porpoise”!

17 May, 201125 March, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

I think this might be our first porpoise/purpose pun!  Congratulations, New York Post.

Adorably heroic!

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