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The “Scratchington” Post!

30 November, 201020 January, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

It was a real battle which of the two puns I was going to highlight in this one:

Cat-astrophe! overload: a baby bear wearing a cat costume and holding a microphone = a “cub” re-“purr”-ter!

“Meow”nardo DaVinci!

19 November, 201017 October, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Artistic Pets!  Available in trading card form!

A true renaissance cat.

Frida “Kahlico”!

17 November, 201017 October, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Artistic kitty, this time!

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a cat with a unibrow…

“Paw”tograph!

10 November, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From Wikipedia (and, also, made up):

That’s stupid.  What kind of animal would give out pawtographs?

Oh, right.

Itty Bitty “Kitty” Committee!

2 November, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / 1 Comment

Best. blog name. ever.

“Let’s hear it for the IBKC.  They work hard!”

“Paws” and effect!

20 October, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Cat advice!

Put your cat on the couch!

Wait, “by cats”?

“Fur” ball!

13 October, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Celebrity bad animal pun!  (And kind of a two-fer):

They’re both cute, but I like the one on the right.

“Fur”-ocious!

18 August, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From the blog Refinery 29:

I believe that is, indeed, a Siamese dressed as the vampire from Twilight.   I wonder if they put glitter on him to make him sparkle.

Mission Im-“paws”-sible!

19 July, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Cats and Dogs 2 is fast becoming a legitimate challenger to Marmaduke Week.

And, if I may?  Really adding some class to the streets of Manhattan.

“Kitty” Galore!

15 July, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / 1 Comment

Is this really inappropriate?  Or are they just assuming that kids won’t get the reference?

Unless… was “Pussy Galore” a cat joke?  Sorry — (Sean Connery accent:) “Poo-see” Galore.

“Purr”-fessional spy!

13 July, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

It’s no Marmaduke, but it looks good!

“Catios” bring cats outdoors!

29 June, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / 2 Comments

A rare entry from the Grey Lady:

I prefer a nice iced tea on the Purr-andah, myself.  (Grrr-andah?)

“Furry” Poppins!

24 May, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Well this is just charming:

I can’t speak to the quality of their services, but 3 stars for sheer ‘dorableness.  Click on the pic to visit their website, if you live in Brownstone Brooklyn.

“Paw”esome!

24 March, 201018 March, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Great blog name, great blog:

Yes it is!

Here’s a pic from the website:

His name is Gus!

The Great “Cat”sby!

10 March, 201010 March, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

This actually looks really cute:

Click the cover pic for more info on the comic.

p.s. Now that is cattitude.

A “Fur”-ever Home

5 January, 201015 December, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From the New Jersey Leader:

And he needs it meow!

Va-“cat”-ion

22 December, 20097 December, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

I’m on vacation!  Happy Holidays everyone!

This engine is really “purring”!

28 October, 200920 October, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From the NY Post:

engine purring

The cat is okay, so I guess it’s not that horrifying, but yikes.

“Cat”urday!

23 October, 200918 October, 2009 / emmasans / 1 Comment

Definition from Urban Dictionary:

caturday

cute kitten

Cat-Sip brand milk

21 October, 200913 October, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

It’s a pun on “catsup,” I assume, which doesn’t actually make a lot of sense for a milk product.

catsipcat milkRight?  Am I crazy?

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