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Pro “cat” inator!

27 March, 201225 February, 2012 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Today’s pun is the website procatinator.com, one of the best procatination tools I’ve ever seen.  When you load it up, this is what you see:

And then the fun begins!  Check it out!

“Meow”-ter Space!

24 January, 201212 January, 2012 / emmasans / 1 Comment

From the (very cool) online clothing store, ModCloth:

Cat-stronaut!

Breaking “Mews”!

24 November, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From KXLY in Spokane, WA:

Thanks to Nicole and all the talented folks at KXLY for sending this in — that’s one cute repurrter!

Social “Pet”-working!

11 October, 20119 October, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From the Guardian, in England:

I haven’t read the whole article, but I’m just going to assume there’s a “Facebark” joke in there somewhere.

“Kit”ler!

6 September, 201130 July, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From HuffPo:

Accompanied, as always, by his turkey, Joseph Gobbles.

Sex and the “Kitty”!

23 August, 201120 July, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

And the subtitle is a bonus BAP!

Click the image to buy it on Amazon!  (Don’t buy it on Amazon!)

Fur Flies!

2 August, 201128 June, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From the NY Post (it made the cover!):

Get it?  Because she’s covered in fur.

“Feline” Fatale!

12 July, 20118 June, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

We’re getting high-brow with BOOK MONTH OR TWO here at BAP!

In case you were wondering “what kind of books do they sell in Duane Reade?”… now you know.

“Barking” Mad

10 May, 201123 March, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

A British pun from RT News!

I just like how awkward they had to make the syntax to get that pun into their lower third.

(Via Teddy Hilton, obvs)

“Meow”vel vs. “Cat”com

3 May, 201112 March, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

A rare videogame-based cat pun!

Impressive work by Suzuran, but I always preferred the classic NES titles like Catsylvania.

Palin’s shoes are “purrrrrty”!

26 April, 201118 February, 2011 / emmasans / 1 Comment

From the NY Post:

Okay, that seems like an awful lot of “R”s, New York Post.  Cool it with the “R”s.  The “R” key is a right, not a privilege.

(Also: no.  No, they are not.)

“Cat” Burglar!

19 April, 201116 February, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

An important news bulletin from the AP:

I like that they set up an infra-red camera to catch him in the act.  Take that, cat!

A “Sniff” of Home Cooking!

22 March, 201124 January, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From the NY Times:

This one isn’t really bad, so much as it is unnecessary.  I would have gone with “Snout-of-this-world Tips Fur a Paw-fect Meowl,” personally.

De”cat”f

15 March, 201123 January, 2011 / emmasans / 1 Comment

Another good mug — this one from the window of a shop in Greenpoint.

Meh.  I’m still looking for a flask with a cat on it saying “Just a cat nip!”

“Paw”esome!

8 March, 201120 January, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Cool t-shirt.  Cool blog.

It’s no “Jawsome!” though.  (Am I the only one who remembers this?)

Our deals are “purr”fect!

22 February, 201119 December, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Just walking down the street one night, wait — what’s that?

Enhance!

You know, I’ve never seen the Closeout Cat and mild mannered rePURRter Clark Cat together at the same time.  I wonder…

Haute “cat”ure!

15 February, 201123 January, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From Japan, of course (via Racked):

Tres chic!  Meow-gnifique!

“Cat”ffeinated!

2 February, 20118 December, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Another gem from Lee’s Art Shop in NYC:

Yup, nothing like a big, steaming cup of cat to get me going in the morning.  Though if I’m really dragging I’ll try smoking a rock of cat cocaine, or some crystal metham-cat-amines.

Keyboard Cat does it “purr”fectly!

20 December, 20106 December, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From a commercial for pistachio nuts:

 

Impostor!  Everyone knows the real keyboard cat died years ago.

R.I.P. Fatso.

“Kitty” “Purry”!

14 December, 20107 December, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From Perez Hilton‘s adorable goldendoodle, Teddy:

Doubling up on the Katy Perry pun, I like it!  A risky gambit, but it worked.

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