Today’s pun is the website procatinator.com, one of the best procatination tools I’ve ever seen. When you load it up, this is what you see:
And then the fun begins! Check it out!
cats
“Meow”-ter Space!
Breaking “Mews”!
From KXLY in Spokane, WA:
Thanks to Nicole and all the talented folks at KXLY for sending this in — that’s one cute repurrter!
Social “Pet”-working!
From the Guardian, in England:
I haven’t read the whole article, but I’m just going to assume there’s a “Facebark” joke in there somewhere.
“Kit”ler!
Sex and the “Kitty”!
And the subtitle is a bonus BAP!
Click the image to buy it on Amazon! (Don’t buy it on Amazon!)
Fur Flies!
“Feline” Fatale!
We’re getting high-brow with BOOK MONTH OR TWO here at BAP!
In case you were wondering “what kind of books do they sell in Duane Reade?”… now you know.
“Barking” Mad
A British pun from RT News!
I just like how awkward they had to make the syntax to get that pun into their lower third.
(Via Teddy Hilton, obvs)
“Meow”vel vs. “Cat”com
A rare videogame-based cat pun!
Impressive work by Suzuran, but I always preferred the classic NES titles like Catsylvania.
Palin’s shoes are “purrrrrty”!
From the NY Post:
Okay, that seems like an awful lot of “R”s, New York Post. Cool it with the “R”s. The “R” key is a right, not a privilege.
(Also: no. No, they are not.)
“Cat” Burglar!
An important news bulletin from the AP:
I like that they set up an infra-red camera to catch him in the act. Take that, cat!
A “Sniff” of Home Cooking!
From the NY Times:
This one isn’t really bad, so much as it is unnecessary. I would have gone with “Snout-of-this-world Tips Fur a Paw-fect Meowl,” personally.
De”cat”f
Another good mug — this one from the window of a shop in Greenpoint.
Meh. I’m still looking for a flask with a cat on it saying “Just a cat nip!”
“Paw”esome!
Our deals are “purr”fect!
Just walking down the street one night, wait — what’s that?
Enhance!
You know, I’ve never seen the Closeout Cat and mild mannered rePURRter Clark Cat together at the same time. I wonder…
Haute “cat”ure!
“Cat”ffeinated!
Another gem from Lee’s Art Shop in NYC:
Yup, nothing like a big, steaming cup of cat to get me going in the morning. Though if I’m really dragging I’ll try smoking a rock of cat cocaine, or some crystal metham-cat-amines.
Keyboard Cat does it “purr”fectly!
From a commercial for pistachio nuts:
Impostor! Everyone knows the real keyboard cat died years ago.
R.I.P. Fatso.
“Kitty” “Purry”!
From Perez Hilton‘s adorable goldendoodle, Teddy:
Doubling up on the Katy Perry pun, I like it! A risky gambit, but it worked.
