A British pun from RT News!
I just like how awkward they had to make the syntax to get that pun into their lower third.
(Via Teddy Hilton, obvs)
“Meow”vel vs. “Cat”com
A rare videogame-based cat pun!
Impressive work by Suzuran, but I always preferred the classic NES titles like Catsylvania.
Palin’s shoes are “purrrrrty”!
From the NY Post:
Okay, that seems like an awful lot of “R”s, New York Post. Cool it with the “R”s. The “R” key is a right, not a privilege.
(Also: no. No, they are not.)
“Cat” Burglar!
An important news bulletin from the AP:
I like that they set up an infra-red camera to catch him in the act. Take that, cat!
It’s Hard Out Here For A “Shrimp”!
This is a tough one, because it’s meant to be funny in exactly the way it is funny. So it doesn’t really qualify as a “bad animal pun.” However, because it is funny, I will post it.
Pepe’s pretty great. What is he supposed to be, like, Quebecois?
You “Boar” Me!
Bad Animal Puns street fashion!
Sow what!
(Thanks to Lucas P. for snapping this one!)
“Bark”toberfest!
Hey, I wonder what’s going on down in Fort Woof, Texas?
Can’t wait! My favorite beer is a nice Guinness Snout. But to avoid a hangover, I always make sure to drink plenty of pawter
Fort “Woof,” TX
The punniest dog park in the entire Dallas-Fort Worth region!
I’ve never been to Texas, but I heard there’s a great music scene down in Pawstin.
A “Sniff” of Home Cooking!
From the NY Times:
This one isn’t really bad, so much as it is unnecessary. I would have gone with “Snout-of-this-world Tips Fur a Paw-fect Meowl,” personally.
De”cat”f
Another good mug — this one from the window of a shop in Greenpoint.
Meh. I’m still looking for a flask with a cat on it saying “Just a cat nip!”
“Paw”esome!
Welcome to the “Pig” Easy!
For all those college football fans out there, this was in the stands when the Arkansas Razorbacks went down to play in New Orleans:
The guy seems so angry about his own pun!
Our deals are “purr”fect!
Just walking down the street one night, wait — what’s that?
Enhance!
You know, I’ve never seen the Closeout Cat and mild mannered rePURRter Clark Cat together at the same time. I wonder…
Haute “cat”ure!
Breakfast at “Sniff”any’s!
A classy new boutique for classy pups!
Who also apparently like to recycle?
Bonus: “Sniffany & Co.“!
“Cat”ffeinated!
Another gem from Lee’s Art Shop in NYC:
Yup, nothing like a big, steaming cup of cat to get me going in the morning. Though if I’m really dragging I’ll try smoking a rock of cat cocaine, or some crystal metham-cat-amines.
Think “paw”sitive!
For bettor or “horse”!
Adds a whole new dimension to the Lynn Johnston comic strip:
I guess it’s a gambling thing, but I like to think it’s about a family of goofy Canadian horses.
(And if “Cathy” were about a horse, it would probably look something like this.)
(Pic from a t-shirt, sent in by Rachel A.)
A “batty” tale!
Whoa, it’s bad animal puns after dark this week!
I know sometimes you have to stretch for the sake of a good (bad) pun, but not everything having to do with bats is necessarily “batty.” Have some pride, The Guardian.
Cat-astrophe! 
