From Time Out NY:
Hippo hop hooray! Ho! Hey! Ho!
Author: emmasans
Safe “quackers”!
You know where it’s from.
Go duck yourself.
Get the “flock” out!
Filthy, New York Post! Just filthy!
Talk about flipping their readers the bird!
Sigh.
“Owl” loved up!
From the Daily Mail:
Game changer. I’m owl shook up over it!
Or it could work as “I’ll” too —
Owl bet!
Owl be back!
Owl be seeing you in all the old familiar places!
NYPD “Glue”!
More “Doggie” Gaga!
They’re killing it on this one. More! More!
More!
“Doggie” Gaga!
From the good folks at Pawesome, I bring you…
Yes please.
But where is Britney Steers?
Hairy Underwood?
Beyon-cat?
Et cetera!
“Paw”esome!
Gisele’s “mane” squeeze!
“Otter” methods of transportation!
Tales from the “bark” side!
Bonus points for the “Camp Bow Wow” seal of approval:
Click the cover pic to buy it on Amazon. Though, I should note, there are three different books with that title available. This is just the newest one.
The Great “Cat”sby!
This actually looks really cute:
Click the cover pic for more info on the comic.
p.s. Now that is cattitude.
Panda “Scare”!
Artificial penis takes a “bunny hop” forward!
Gross:
Every woman wants one, and every man wants to have one: a rabbit penis.
“Hop” to it!
From the Palm Beach Daily News:
Has anyone else given any thought to how adorable the word “toadstool” is? It’s a tiny stool for toads! What were we talking about?
A “howling” good time!
From, where else, the NY Post:
“Terrier”-fying!
I haven’t had much time to collect or disseminate all the wonderfully awful puns out there lately (send them to me when you find them! sans(dot)emma(at)gmail(dot)com!), but this one was too good not to share.
From the New York Post:
My theory: the dog took off the dorky coat she made him wear and shoved it in a trash can, like a teenager on his way to the bus stop.
A-“pork”-alypse!
From the New York Times:
I’d like this better if it were about bacon, and not a potentially lethal virus. But pun-beggars can’t be pun-choosers.
Cat-astrophe! 
