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Justin “Beaver”!

4 October, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Best one yet, from the New York Times, of all places:

I’m old — when I was a kid all the tween girls listened to the “New Kittens on the Block.”  (“The Backstreet Boars?”)

What the “cluck”!?

31 August, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From the NY Daily News:

That’s bawk-bawk-bawkin’ ridiculous.

“Fur”-ocious!

18 August, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From the blog Refinery 29:

I believe that is, indeed, a Siamese dressed as the vampire from Twilight.   I wonder if they put glitter on him to make him sparkle.

“Pup”arazzi!

16 August, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From the best pet ambush photo shop in Denver, CO:

I bet they get a lot of money for “pupskirts.”

“Four Kestrels” Manoeuvre In The Dark

9 August, 2010 / emmasans / 1 Comment

From Jolly Old England, this one:

And in case you didn’t grow up in the ’80s, this is what it’s punning:

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Found by the intrepid Iain.

Mission Im-“paws”-sible!

19 July, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Cats and Dogs 2 is fast becoming a legitimate challenger to Marmaduke Week.

And, if I may?  Really adding some class to the streets of Manhattan.

“Kitty” Galore!

15 July, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / 1 Comment

Is this really inappropriate?  Or are they just assuming that kids won’t get the reference?

Unless… was “Pussy Galore” a cat joke?  Sorry — (Sean Connery accent:) “Poo-see” Galore.

“Purr”-fessional spy!

13 July, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

It’s no Marmaduke, but it looks good!

Hot “chicks”!

6 July, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / 1 Comment

Does this count as a pun?  It’s really just being literal.

I want to have sexual intercourse with those girl-birds!  Too far?

“Catios” bring cats outdoors!

29 June, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / 2 Comments

A rare entry from the Grey Lady:

I prefer a nice iced tea on the Purr-andah, myself.  (Grrr-andah?)

“Panda”-monium!

23 June, 201019 June, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

An old favorite makes an appearance on MSNBC:

Who let this “dog” out?!

19 June, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / 1 Comment

A bonus Saturday coda to a memorable Marmaduke Week.

Marmaduke Week!

R.I.P., Marmaduke week.  Guess that movie’s pretty bad, huh?

Marmaduke “slobbers”!

18 June, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / 1 Comment

Fresh from its run on London’s West End, we present: Marmaduke Week.

It’s been a heck of a week, guys.  Heck of a week.

Marmaduke is a true “dog”!

17 June, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Marmaduke Week continues its triumphant, week-long run.

Oh what a week!

Marmaduke “chases own tail”!

16 June, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

A whole week of Marmaduke?  It’s Marmaduke week!

That’s one big dog.

Marmaduke deserves to be “spayed”!

15 June, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / 1 Comment

Marmaduke Week continues!

Where will it end?  (At the end of the week.)

Nothing to “bark” about!

14 June, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

It’s Marmaduke week here at Bad Animal Puns!  All Marmaduke reviews, all the time!

Tune in every day this week for more Marmaduke reviews!  (They’re not very good!)

A “dogged” effort!

2 June, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

So sad!  So cute!

So sad and cute!

“Furry” Poppins!

24 May, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Well this is just charming:

I can’t speak to the quality of their services, but 3 stars for sheer ‘dorableness.  Click on the pic to visit their website, if you live in Brownstone Brooklyn.

Meet the “dog”lers!

18 May, 201012 May, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Guilty as charged:

My friend Rachel is more of a cat…ler.

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