I bet they’ll make a “mint”! Not really an animal pun, but this was a hard one.
From the NY Post, reigning kings of Cat-astrophe:
I believe we have a picture of that pup?
(May not be actual photo of the dog in question.)
From a commercial for pistachio nuts:
Impostor! Everyone knows the real keyboard cat died years ago.
From Perez Hilton‘s adorable goldendoodle, Teddy:
Doubling up on the Katy Perry pun, I like it! A risky gambit, but it worked.
Finally, furry porn on the cover of the New York Post.
p.s. The actual furry porn headline? “Bear-ly Legal,” duh.
An ill-advised pun from the SF Examiner:
It was a real battle which of the two puns I was going to highlight in this one:
Cat-astrophe! overload: a baby bear wearing a cat costume and holding a microphone = a “cub” re-“purr”-ter!
From the Daily News:
No flowers for Algernon, I guess.
Artistic Pets! Available in trading card form!
A true renaissance cat.
Artistic Pets! Collect ’em all!
Artistic kitty, this time!
I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a cat with a unibrow…
More “Artistic Pets”! So good!
Adorably high brow!
Artistic Pets, from the great Chet Phillips:
More to come!
From Wikipedia (and, also, made up):
That’s stupid. What kind of animal would give out pawtographs?
Hide yo puppies! He’s climbin’ in your dog house…
Best. blog name. ever.
“Let’s hear it for the IBKC. They work hard!”
Things are getting heated in the Webster-Kirkwood area:
Puppy mills = not cool.
Put your cat on the couch!
Wait, “by cats”?
Celebrity bad animal pun! (And kind of a two-fer):
They’re both cute, but I like the one on the right.
The New York Post, always giving young women body issues:
I think she’s beautiful just the way she is.