This one’s got it all!  And by “all,” I mean “pandas.”

I never realized that Spike Lee movie was a panda pun!  A long, heavy-handed panda pun.

Breaking!

Finally, furry porn on the cover of the New York Post.

p.s. The actual furry porn headline?  “Bear-ly Legal,” duh.

An old favorite makes an appearance on MSNBC:

From AOL:

Well done!  That’s some Crypt Keeper-level punsmithery!

From Talking Points Memo, weirdly:

I want to go to there.

From studentdoctor.net: