Bonus Wednesday post, to make up for sitting on these “Dolphin Tale” puns for so long!  This one is from the Boston Herald:

I’m going to assume, without doing any more research, that this movie is about a dolphin who invents things.

From NJ.com this past fall, for their review of “Dolphin Tale”:

And that’s a baby dolphin meeting a penguin.  Because science!

Even murderer-parents need a vacation now and then!  (From TMZ):

Dolphin Bon Jovi had a lot of hits, but they never recaptured the magic of their first big album.