From the New York Post:

[“Feline-ious assault gal divvies cats with ex”]

From the New York Post (3/19/09):

[“Pussy Whipped!”]

From the Brownsville Herald:

[Kitty Limits: Town’s proposal to eliminate feral cats scratches nerves of some animal proponents]

From the Queensland Times:

[“Cat collection just purr-fect”]

From the February 2009 issue of Cat Fancy:

[“They’ve Got Catittude”]

Ahoy, ahoy! This is a site to share bad animal puns from the news and the web.  I hope it’s not a cat-astrophe!

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