From Jolly Old England, this one:
And in case you didn’t grow up in the ’80s, this is what it’s punning:
Found by the intrepid Iain.
Does this count as a pun? It’s really just being literal.
I want to have sexual intercourse with those girl-birds! Too far?
Filthy, New York Post! Just filthy!
Talk about flipping their readers the bird!
From Sky News:
[“Before The Beak: Man Held Over Trouser Birds”]
(FYI, my British friend tells me that “beak” is an archaic term for “judge.”)