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The joke’s on “ewe”

24 March, 200924 March, 2009 / emmasans / 1 Comment

From The New Zealand Herald:

jokes-on-ewe cute-lamb

[“The jokes on ewe, mate”]

Total “Drama-dary” Queen!

23 March, 200919 March, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

camel-veil

“Fur”-ocious!

21 March, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

bunny1

Happy weekend!

“Pussy” Whipped!

20 March, 200919 March, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From the New York Post (3/19/09):

pussy-whipped

[“Pussy Whipped!”]

“Kitty” Limits

19 March, 200919 March, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From the Brownsville Herald:

kitty-limits

kitten-duck



[Kitty Limits: Town’s proposal to eliminate feral cats scratches nerves of some animal proponents]

“Otter”-ly Amazing!

18 March, 20095 April, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From the London Metro:

otterly-amazing otter-camera

[“At last, it’s an otter with a video camera“]

A once in a lifetime “otter”-tunity!

18 March, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

baby-otters

Oh “deer”!

17 March, 200917 March, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

cute-baby-deer1

Doggie Style “Bow”tique

17 March, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

doggie-style-bowtique doggie-styles-2

[Doggie Style Bowtique]

“Cat’s” Entertainment!

16 March, 200916 March, 2009 / emmasans / 1 Comment

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A “roo” awakening at senior-living centers

13 March, 200918 March, 2009 / emmasans / 1 Comment

From USA Today:

roo-awakening

roo-and-old-man1



[“It’s a ‘roo’ awakening at senior-living centers”]

(Photograph by Jeffrey D. Allred)

There’s no “otter” girl for me!

12 March, 200918 March, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

otter-kiss

“Horsing” around with “pony” tails

9 March, 200916 March, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From the Chicago Tribune:

horsing-around baby_horse



[“Horsing around with pony tails”]

“Panda”-monium as cub goes on view

6 March, 200916 March, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From the BBC:

pandamonium giant_pandas_0

[“Panda-monium as cub goes on view”]

Cat collection just “purr”-fect

5 March, 20095 April, 2009 / emmasans / 2 Comments

From the Queensland Times:

purrfect cute-orange-cat

[“Cat collection just purr-fect”]

A “Moo”-ving Tribute

4 March, 200916 March, 2009 / emmasans / 1 Comment

From the New York Daily News:

mooving cow-tongue

[“Moo-ving tribute at Farm Sanctuary”]

“Whale” of a Rescue

3 March, 200916 March, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From the CBC website:

whale-of-a-rescuecute-whale

[“Whale of a rescue: Almost 200 whales beach on Tasmania”]

They’ve Got “Cat”ittude!

2 March, 200916 March, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From the February 2009 issue of Cat Fancy:

catittude

cute-cat-white

[“They’ve Got Catittude”]

The Un “bear”able Trade in Bear Parts

1 March, 20095 April, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From The Humane Society website:

"The Unbearable Trade in Bear Parts"

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[“The Unbearable Trade in Bear Parts and Bile”]

Cat’s Off To Ya!

1 March, 200916 March, 2009 / emmasans / 1 Comment

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