A rare entry from TMZ:

Weird and gross!

From Jolly Old England, this one:

And in case you didn’t grow up in the ’80s, this is what it’s punning:

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Found by the intrepid Iain.

Does this count as a pun?  It’s really just being literal.

I want to have sexual intercourse with those girl-birds!  Too far?

Filthy, New York Post!  Just filthy!

Talk about flipping their readers the bird!

Sigh.

From Sky News:

[“Before The Beak: Man Held Over Trouser Birds”]

(FYI, my British friend tells me that “beak” is an archaic term for “judge.”)

Happy Saturday!

From Teletext (Yorkshire News):

[“Bird brain makes costly error”]

From The Sun:

[“Dancing bird is beak-street boy”]

From the AP:

[“Audacity of a nesting robin”]