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Our “bark” is better with each bite!

4 January, 201120 January, 2011 / emmasans / 1 Comment

Yum!

I bet they’ll make a “mint”!  Not really an animal pun, but this was a hard one.

“Ruff” landing!

28 December, 201020 January, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From the NY Post, reigning kings of Cat-astrophe:

I believe we have a picture of that pup?

(May not be actual photo of the dog in question.)

Keyboard Cat does it “purr”fectly!

20 December, 20106 December, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From a commercial for pistachio nuts:

 

Impostor!  Everyone knows the real keyboard cat died years ago.

R.I.P. Fatso.

“Kitty” “Purry”!

14 December, 20107 December, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From Perez Hilton‘s adorable goldendoodle, Teddy:

Doubling up on the Katy Perry pun, I like it!  A risky gambit, but it worked.

“Bear”-ly Human!

7 December, 20107 December, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Breaking!

Finally, furry porn on the cover of the New York Post.

 

p.s. The actual furry porn headline?  “Bear-ly Legal,” duh.

No “horsing around” at Equus!

6 December, 201020 January, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

An ill-advised pun from the SF Examiner:

Um, gross.

Palate cleanser!

Much better.

The “Scratchington” Post!

30 November, 201020 January, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

It was a real battle which of the two puns I was going to highlight in this one:

Cat-astrophe! overload: a baby bear wearing a cat costume and holding a microphone = a “cub” re-“purr”-ter!

Oh “rats”!

23 November, 201020 January, 2011 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From the Daily News:

No flowers for Algernon, I guess.

“Meow”nardo DaVinci!

19 November, 201017 October, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Artistic Pets!  Available in trading card form!

A true renaissance cat.

Rene “Pug”ritte!

18 November, 201017 October, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Artistic Pets!  Collect ’em all!

Surreally snuggleable.

Frida “Kahlico”!

17 November, 201017 October, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Artistic kitty, this time!

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a cat with a unibrow…

“Viszla” van Gogh!

16 November, 201017 October, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

More “Artistic Pets”!  So good!

Adorably high brow!

“Labrador” Dali!

15 November, 201017 October, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Artistic Pets, from the great Chet Phillips:

More to come!

“Paw”tograph!

10 November, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From Wikipedia (and, also, made up):

That’s stupid.  What kind of animal would give out pawtographs?

Oh, right.

Antoine “Dog”son!

9 November, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Happy dog-o-ween!

Hide yo puppies!  He’s climbin’ in your dog house…

Itty Bitty “Kitty” Committee!

2 November, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / 1 Comment

Best. blog name. ever.

“Let’s hear it for the IBKC.  They work hard!”

“Dog” fight!

27 October, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Things are getting heated in the Webster-Kirkwood area:

Puppy mills = not cool.

“Paws” and effect!

20 October, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Cat advice!

Put your cat on the couch!

Wait, “by cats”?

“Fur” ball!

13 October, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Celebrity bad animal pun!  (And kind of a two-fer):

They’re both cute, but I like the one on the right.

This girl weighs an “orangu-ton”!

6 October, 201010 November, 2010 / emmasans / Leave a comment

The New York Post, always giving young women body issues:

I think she’s beautiful just the way she is.

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