Yum!
I bet they’ll make a “mint”! Not really an animal pun, but this was a hard one.
From the NY Post, reigning kings of Cat-astrophe:
I believe we have a picture of that pup?
(May not be actual photo of the dog in question.)
From a commercial for pistachio nuts:
Impostor! Everyone knows the real keyboard cat died years ago.
R.I.P. Fatso.
From Perez Hilton‘s adorable goldendoodle, Teddy:
Doubling up on the Katy Perry pun, I like it! A risky gambit, but it worked.
From Wikipedia (and, also, made up):
That’s stupid. What kind of animal would give out pawtographs?
Oh, right.
The New York Post, always giving young women body issues:
I think she’s beautiful just the way she is.