Cat-astrophe!

Bad animal puns… dot com

Skip to content
  • Home
Search

Va-“cat”-ion

22 December, 20097 December, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

I’m on vacation!  Happy Holidays everyone!

“Panda”-monium!

21 December, 20097 December, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From Talking Points Memo, weirdly:

I want to go to there.

A-“quack” of the Clones!

17 December, 20096 December, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From the Sun (UK):

.

It was still a better movie than Episode I: The Panda Menace.

“Moo”-ving target!

15 December, 20096 December, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

A sad story, from the Daily Star:

I replaced the picture from the article with this cute, non-dead cow.  I think it’s better.

“Ham”-tastic!

14 December, 20096 December, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From a review of the hamster-themed videogame “Hamtaro“:

A more elegant variation on “cat-tastic.”

(Ham on the 4 train from NewYorkSh***y)

“Pig”ahontas

10 December, 20096 December, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Goes perfectly with Cat-agawea, the alarm clock, and Geroni-moo, the cookie jar.

Decoding the turkey’s genetic “gobble”-dygook

8 December, 20096 December, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From Thanksgiving, in the Washington Post:

That’s actually pretty good.

From “bow” to “wow”!

7 December, 20093 December, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From the Thursday 12/3 episode of the Today Show:

I’m not sure that even counts as a pun.  But I’ll let it slide this one time.

Santa “Paws”!

3 December, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

It’s no Hotel For Dogs, but…

His name is already “Claws.”  Did they really need to take that extra leap?

Putting money where the “mouse” is!

1 December, 20093 December, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From the Boston Globe:

New game: find and replace “mouth” with “mouse.”

“The Steelers play smash-mouse football!” … “Jimmy Hart was the Mouse of the South!” … “You got a real big mouse, Marlowe!”

“Etc.!”

The “Squeak”-quel!

30 November, 20093 December, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From a reader in Boston:

“Well, we stayed up all night, but it was worth it.”

We’re in ca-“hoots”!

17 November, 200912 November, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

cahoots

They’re pajamas!

“Neigh”-sayers!

16 November, 200912 November, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

neigh sayers.jpg

“Bark”itecture!

12 November, 20098 November, 2009 / emmasans / 3 Comments

It’s a book, and a show on the DIY Network!

barkitectureDog House

Oh “deer”!

10 November, 20097 November, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Oh deer

“Paws” for thought!

9 November, 200931 October, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

paws thought

Wii Fit Plus goes to the “dogs”!

5 November, 200928 October, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

Howling cow ice cream “moo”-ves to C-store

3 November, 200928 October, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

ice cream moo-ves

cow

Escape “Claws”!

2 November, 200926 October, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

From Bloomberg:

escape claws

“Grrr”-nola!

29 October, 200926 October, 2009 / emmasans / Leave a comment

grrr-nola

lab tongue

Posts navigation

← Older posts
Newer posts →

Recent Posts

  • Katy “Puppy”!
  • “Corgi” Rae Jepsen!
  • Pro “cat” inator!
  • “Moo” York!
  • “Moo”-ve Over!

Categories

Archives

  • April 2014
  • March 2012
  • February 2012
  • January 2012
  • December 2011
  • November 2011
  • October 2011
  • September 2011
  • August 2011
  • July 2011
  • June 2011
  • May 2011
  • April 2011
  • March 2011
  • February 2011
  • January 2011
  • December 2010
  • November 2010
  • October 2010
  • August 2010
  • July 2010
  • June 2010
  • May 2010
  • April 2010
  • March 2010
  • February 2010
  • January 2010
  • December 2009
  • November 2009
  • October 2009
  • September 2009
  • August 2009
  • July 2009
  • June 2009
  • May 2009
  • April 2009
  • March 2009


RSS Feed

Updated Monday and Wednesday, most o' the time.

sans (dot) emma (at) gmail (dot) com
Blog at WordPress.com.
Cat-astrophe!
Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com.
Privacy & Cookies: This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this website, you agree to their use.
To find out more, including how to control cookies, see here: Cookie Policy
  • Subscribe Subscribed
    • Cat-astrophe!
    • Already have a WordPress.com account? Log in now.
    • Cat-astrophe!
    • Subscribe Subscribed
    • Sign up
    • Log in
    • Report this content
    • View site in Reader
    • Manage subscriptions
    • Collapse this bar
 

Loading Comments...