Gill Theory Left “Flounder”ing!
From The Telegraph, and spotted by eagle-eyed reader Geoff M.:
I guess that theory is all wet! (thanks, Geoff!)
“Meow”-ter Space!
Happy “Howl”-idays!
From a Target ad that aired during the howlidays:
It’s nice that they were inclusive of people who celebrate Pawnnukah and Pawnzaa.
“Bark” Mitzvah!
From the Tampa Bay Times (click the link for the full video):
Bonus aural pun, if you watch the video: “Muzzle Tov!”
“Deer”ly Beloved!
Happy New Year from Wallcandy Arts and their vaguely creepy decals!
Why are they looking at me like that?! Stop judging me!
Lend a “Paw”!
“Fur”real Friends!
Someone in my office ordered a big Xmas present for their daughter (apologies to the Park Slope Parents Message Board for making that assumption about a plush, butterscotch pony)!
I like to think the “FRR” is just the suggested pronunciation, with a little bit of a lisp and a “my hand is a claw” motion.
EDIT: Turns out there are lots of Furreal Friends to choose from!
“Hoppy” Xmas!
Raise the “Hoof”!
This one’s a pun off the still-popular expression, “raise the roof.” From Entertainment Weekly:
Bonus puns: “oh, deer” and “doe-si-doe”. Our cup runneth over!
(From eagle-eyed reader Lauren S.)
Breaking “Mews”!
From KXLY in Spokane, WA:
Thanks to Nicole and all the talented folks at KXLY for sending this in — that’s one cute repurrter!
Social “Pet”-working!
From the Guardian, in England:
I haven’t read the whole article, but I’m just going to assume there’s a “Facebark” joke in there somewhere.
“Flippery” When Wet!
Even murderer-parents need a vacation now and then! (From TMZ):
Dolphin Bon Jovi had a lot of hits, but they never recaptured the magic of their first big album.
“Kit”ler!
“Dog”gelganger
From the Pedigree’s adoption drive in New Zealand, a website that would be awesome if it worked a little better:
Those heads spin around, fyi, I just screen-capped ‘em at an inopportune time.
Sex and the “Kitty”!
And the subtitle is a bonus BAP!
Click the image to buy it on Amazon! (Don’t buy it on Amazon!)
An “Udder” Classic!
From the (very impressive!) cheese section at Whole Foods:
“Udderly _____” is, of course, one of the classics. Up there with “purr-fect”. Still, nice to see it in the wild.
A”pork”alypse!
An eagle-eyed reader caught this one on MSNBC the other day:
Bold punnery from a man named Dylan Ratigan.
Fur Flies!
The Notorious “P.U.G.”!
Commenter Surreal Raven points us to this pretty great shirt from dELiA*s:
R.I.P. Puggie and Shih-Tzupac.
Never Say “Sty”!
BOOK MONTH OR TWO continues with another thrilling selection from Duane Reade’s book rack.
Are those bloody pig footprints? Because there’s something extremely disturbing about that that I can’t quite put my finger on.
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