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Gill Theory Left “Flounder”ing!

31 January, 2012
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From The Telegraph, and spotted by eagle-eyed reader Geoff M.:

I guess that theory is all wet!  (thanks, Geoff!)

“Meow”-ter Space!

24 January, 2012
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From the (very cool) online clothing store, ModCloth:

Cat-stronaut!

Happy “Howl”-idays!

17 January, 2012
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From a Target ad that aired during the howlidays:

It’s nice that they were inclusive of people who celebrate Pawnnukah and Pawnzaa.

“Bark” Mitzvah!

10 January, 2012
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From the Tampa Bay Times (click the link for the full video):

Bonus aural pun, if you watch the video: “Muzzle Tov!”

“Deer”ly Beloved!

3 January, 2012
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Happy New Year from Wallcandy Arts and their vaguely creepy decals!

Why are they looking at me like that?!  Stop judging me!

Lend a “Paw”!

20 December, 2011
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Happy Holidays, everyone!  Sorry the posting has been so irregular, I recently started a new job and it’s been tough to find the time.  Keep sending in your BAPs, though, and I promise I’ll keep putting ‘em up!

How appropriate to have an entry from Fox News!  Though I often prefer MSN-BEE-C.  (Sorry.)

“Fur”real Friends!

15 December, 2011
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Someone in my office ordered a big Xmas present for their daughter (apologies to the Park Slope Parents Message Board for making that assumption about a plush, butterscotch pony)!

I like to think the “FRR” is just the suggested pronunciation, with a little bit of a lisp and a “my hand is a claw” motion.

EDIT: Turns out there are lots of Furreal Friends to choose from!

“Hoppy” Xmas!

6 December, 2011
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A seasonal offering from the British chav-supply store TopShop:

Very bunny!

Raise the “Hoof”!

29 November, 2011
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This one’s a pun off the still-popular expression, “raise the roof.”  From Entertainment Weekly:

Bonus puns: “oh, deer” and “doe-si-doe”.  Our cup runneth over!

(From eagle-eyed reader Lauren S.)

Breaking “Mews”!

24 November, 2011
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From KXLY in Spokane, WA:

Thanks to Nicole and all the talented folks at KXLY for sending this in — that’s one cute repurrter!

Social “Pet”-working!

11 October, 2011
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From the Guardian, in England:

I haven’t read the whole article, but I’m just going to assume there’s a “Facebark” joke in there somewhere.

“Flippery” When Wet!

13 September, 2011
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Even murderer-parents need a vacation now and then!  (From TMZ):

Dolphin Bon Jovi had a lot of hits, but they never recaptured the magic of their first big album.

“Kit”ler!

6 September, 2011
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From HuffPo:

Accompanied, as always, by his turkey, Joseph Gobbles.

“Dog”gelganger

30 August, 2011
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From the Pedigree’s adoption drive in New Zealand, a website that would be awesome if it worked a little better:

Those heads spin around, fyi, I just screen-capped ‘em at an inopportune time.

Sex and the “Kitty”!

23 August, 2011
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And the subtitle is a bonus BAP!

Click the image to buy it on Amazon!  (Don’t buy it on Amazon!)

An “Udder” Classic!

16 August, 2011
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From the (very impressive!) cheese section at Whole Foods:

“Udderly _____” is, of course, one of the classics.  Up there with “purr-fect”.  Still, nice to see it in the wild.

A”pork”alypse!

9 August, 2011
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An eagle-eyed reader caught this one on MSNBC the other day:

Bold punnery from a man named Dylan Ratigan.

Fur Flies!

2 August, 2011
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From the NY Post (it made the cover!):

Get it?  Because she’s covered in fur.

The Notorious “P.U.G.”!

26 July, 2011
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Commenter Surreal Raven points us to this pretty great shirt from dELiA*s:

R.I.P. Puggie and Shih-Tzupac.

Never Say “Sty”!

19 July, 2011

BOOK MONTH OR TWO continues with another thrilling selection from Duane Reade’s book rack.

Are those bloody pig footprints?  Because there’s something extremely disturbing about that that I can’t quite put my finger on.

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