Today’s pun is the website procatinator.com, one of the best procatination tools I’ve ever seen. When you load it up, this is what you see:
And then the fun begins! Check it out!
From my primary news source, Dairy Reporter:
Cows also love moustaches, disco, and suits with built-in belts.
From the Daily Mail:
Does pawmeranian count as a pun? It’s as close to a tautology as a pun can get, I think.
Bonus Wednesday post, to make up for sitting on these “Dolphin Tale” puns for so long! This one is from the Boston Herald:
I’m going to assume, without doing any more research, that this movie is about a dolphin who invents things.