From the New York Times:
I’d like this better if it were about bacon, and not a potentially lethal virus. But pun-beggars can’t be pun-choosers.
I’m on vacation! Happy Holidays everyone!
A sad story, from the Daily Star:
I replaced the picture from the article with this cute, non-dead cow. I think it’s better.
From a review of the hamster-themed videogame “Hamtaro“:
A more elegant variation on “cat-tastic.”
(Ham on the 4 train from NewYorkSh***y)
Goes perfectly with Cat-agawea, the alarm clock, and Geroni-moo, the cookie jar.
From the Thursday 12/3 episode of the Today Show:
I’m not sure that even counts as a pun. But I’ll let it slide this one time.
It’s no Hotel For Dogs, but…
His name is already “Claws.” Did they really need to take that extra leap?
From the Boston Globe:
New game: find and replace “mouth” with “mouse.”
“The Steelers play smash-mouse football!” … “Jimmy Hart was the Mouse of the South!” … “You got a real big mouse, Marlowe!”
“Etc.!”
From a reader in Boston:
“Well, we stayed up all night, but it was worth it.”
They’re pajamas!
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